1N2D <3 Lee Seung Gi <3 Jaywalker

Translation for episode 84, thanks to wei ling aka sarangaia!!thanks chingu!!!!!!!
I love this episode so much, i dun know why but i cannot used the quote in this post or else i can straight away quote from sarangaia post from the LSG's thread :)

heres the video that i've cut and uploaded it in YT.

KHD: Oh? Anxiety? Anxiety! Bye! Irritability? Irritability? Bye! Oh~! Worry? Worry! Bye!! Go away, the frustrations and worries of this world! This is where the best perk-me-up, the laughs and gags are~~ 1Night! 2Days!

KHD's newly invented opening line threw me off track for a second. Its a nice change though.

KHD: Where are we going for this week? Here lies the border of Korea's territory, so there's no more land if you go beyond this sea. Well, for the past decade or so, it hasn't snowed much in Haenam, but this has been reversed on our 1 night 2 days trip.

MCM: Its snowing today!
LSG: (It was hard getting here), we couldn't really see in front, our car...
EJW: Me too, I nearly died trying to get here! I nearly died!
LSG: But really, in winter, we must change our spare tyre. Why so? This is...
KimC: Spare tyre?
LSG: Isn't it spare tyre?
KImC: Its snow tyre!
LSG: Oh yea!

[He indeed is Huh-dang Seung Gi...]

KHD: Here, let's do this once again, today on the broadcast of 1 night 2 days, we apologize once more.
LSG: Hey don't do this please, don't do this!
KHD: Really, this is the first time in a long time that I've received so much criticism!
[Been subject to much abuse in the past 2 weeks, HoDong]
KHD: Why did we do this to the prince Seung Gi? Really, we were too mean. When MC Mong went catching fish himself, it was interesting and fun, but why must it be Seung Gi? Why did you leave Seung Gi alone on Nok-do? You pig-like XX!
[The angry audience: You abandoned Seung Gi and left him alone on Nok-Do!]

LOL!! I didn't know there was such a big reaction by the audience. I haven't gone on the korean forums and sites for a couple of weeks now. Well, even though I ADORE LSG to bits, I was quite happy on one hand to see them leave LSG behind. It meant more airtime for the cutie! Oh, but the suffering he had to go through! Poor Seung Gi.

KHD: Are you guys cold now?
EJW: Huh?
KHD: Are you cold?
LSGuen: Is there even any way not to be cold (in this weather)?
KHD: I'm now...
MCM: (cuts into KHD's talking) Take it off!

The guys find out that KHD has piled on the clothes, one layer after the other, and he's even worn long johns beneath all the layers. Obviously he's going to be warm and comfy with all that protection!

MCM: (If I piled on the layers) like this, I wouldn't be cold too!
KHD: No, anyway, we are finally going to set off in the snow to our base camp at Haenam in a while. Its snowing hard today...
EJW: Hahaha! This is the first time I've seen someone wearing a scarf all the way to the chin!
[He has no neck so chin scarf(?)...]

Nice one, Eun Cho Ding! The snow starts making its way down furiously, and KHD proceeds to introduce their base camp today, in the hope of getting away from the freezing cold soon. Their base camp this week is at a traditional house with 93 years of history in Haenam's yoosongwan, where a couple of movies have been filmed. Its their 35th trip and they're headed off to the favourite filming location for a few of their local film directors. They provided the chinese name to this place, its 游仙馆, which is a really pretty name, fitting of the place. It literally translates to a place where gods and fairies play (in chinese). The guys call out once more and prepare to leave.

KHD: Let's do this in a cool manner before we go for our 1N2D trip!
(everyone yells)
PD: Ok guys, we've prepared two cars for you to get to our destination. We need you to split into 2 teams of 3 for this. There's no navigation device in the cars, so you'll have to stop and ask the locals for directions along the way.
LSG: But since (the place) is famous, isn't it going to be easy?
KHD: So we're going to split into 2 teams , take the car and make our way there ourselves, the team who reaches first is going to get something and the later team will get punished isn't it?
PD: That's the idea.
KHD: So what is the winning team going to get?
PD: The winning team will get to stay in the warm room for two hours just to rest.
KHD: How about the guys who lose?
PD: At the traditional house there's a beautiful lake.
[Could it be...?]
PD: Thus, the losing team will go for a dip in the lake.

The guys are shocked at this bomb that the PD casually drops.

EJW: We can't go into the lake! Really, we can't!
KHD: Totally (in the water) up to the head? Diving?
LSGuen: Diving
(the guys in the background say this can't be, but LSGuen shockingly agrees)
LSGuen: Call!
KHD: Hey, if we win, why would we care? (to KimC) Isn't it so?
KimC: Of course! Its ok as long as its not me.

And so, after a game of scissors, paper and stone, the teams are formed, with HoDong leading the two kids Huh-dang and Cho Ding, while KimC takes the two jokers, the driver and wild monkey.

KHD: Our cars... are they cars or buses?
PD: One of the cars is the compact car, which you guys have taken many times. The other car is an open top convertible.
[An open top car when the cold winds are blowing...!]

The guys groan. LSG jumps around saying they can't take the convertible I think he's flashing back to the first time he did that in winter, with KHD and KimC in that red car He goes over to the car to check if the fuel is topped up. Meanwhile, after a game of scissors, paper and stone, HoDong's team gets to pick the car that they desire. He starts playing around with EJW's scarf, while LSGuen calls out impatiently.

LSGuen: Hyung-nim! Hyung-nim! Please hurry up and pick one!
KHD: If we take the sports car and drive it in this weather, we're going to die (from the cold).

[The losing team picks the convertible]

LSGuen: We're going off!
KHD: Wait a minute, wait wait wait wait! Hey, you take the other car. Get out, get out! This is our car.
[Great! Our strategy...!]
LSGuen: Ah, really?
[The losing team runs off happily]
KHD: Wait wait wait! Why are you guys so happy? Why so happy? This makes me feel uneasy?
[HoDong is uneasy]

Of course the guys are delighted at tricking KHD so easily into taking the open top car!

[Eun Cho Ding gets into the driver's seat]
[Of course Su Guen is driving on this side!]

KimC: Let's get going fast. Get lost, get lost!
LSGuen: Excuse me, sorry but can you move and let us pass?
LSG: Hyung let's set off fast!
KHD: Stop, stop, stop, stop! Hey you three! Stop stop stop! You can't set off now!
[They drive beside the compact car]
[And set off first themselves!]
[Leading by a whisker, the convertible]

EJW: Hey, I'm not cold?
[Moreover... Its not cold?]
[Happy with their lead and not feeling the wind!]
KHD: Hey, I'm sorry you have to take a sports car in winter!
EJW: Hey its alright if you're the only who's one cold in the back seat! Hahaha! Its not me (anyway)!
LSG: Oh my its cold!! Oh my I'm gonna die!
[Joy and sorrow meeting each other]

Only Eun Cho Ding can say something so mean and come across as cute, even when its directed at our lovely prince LSG. He looks like a baby bear wrapped up in all those layers. I wish LSG had covered up a bit more, he looks mighty cold in the back seat!

[Meanwhile, following behind, the compact car]
LSGuen: Its warm here, for us...!

The guys let out evil cackles. Meanwhile our poor baby feels the icy hands of the winter winds.

[And at the convertible...]
LSG: Oh its cold! Oh!!! Its cold!!! Its so cold!!
EJW: Should we ask that person where to go?
KHD: Hi madam! Where do we go to get to YooSonGwan?
LSGuen: They're (asking for directions) here.
KimC: Let's just go ahead! We'll just go!
[They just cut ahead, the compact car]
Resident: Just drive straight for 20 minutes.
LSG: We can just drive straight all the way?
KHD: Bye madam!
LSG: Thank you!
LSGuen: Hey we're just supposed to go straight! Hahaha!

[Quickly gathering clues, the compact car team!]
KimC: Hey if they go into the water today, really..
LSGuen: They're dead, dead! Hey look, they are following behind! They're following behind, since they have no choice..

[Currently behind, the convertible team]
[Seung Gi's feeling the winds]
LSG: Oh hyung! Slowly! HYUNG! HYUNG! JI WON HYUNG!!! Oh my hair!

LSGuen: Ah this is great, great! They won't be able to speed up because its so cold. Oh, we can't see them as of yet! Oh its so warm, isn't it?
KimC: Oh this feels good!
[A very bumpy section of road!]
LSGuen: Oh my god! Hold on to something!
[This is the charm of the compact car]
[Even so, its nicely warm now!]
LSGuen: Why did they even pick that car? I can't understand the reason..
MCM: Really, HoDong hyung seems like he's really ignorant! He's really a jjang dool!
KimC: I took that (the sports car) before, my head froze. Really, it froze!

[FREEZING]
KHD: Oh, what should we do? We have to go off on our 1N2D trip, but when I watched the news, they were warning about a cold wave!
[Its a cold wave alarm here]

[At this time]
[The compact car is in front]
[They have a chance to plot against the convertible]

KimC and LSGuen start trying to plot against the team in the convertible. They figure that they could make a turn into one of the alleys, and the convertible car would naturally follow,thinking it the right way to go. And since the convertible is likely to find it more difficult to get out of the alley, they would be able to gain a substantial lead. Very cunning guys. With that, the guys make a right turn at the next junction. Nice try, but EJW doesn't get fooled.

KHD: Wow, its really cold.
[Behind them, the convertible]
EJW: Oh? They are turning in? But we are supposed to go straight ahead.
KHD: Why why why why why?
LSG: We are supposed to go STRAIGHT!
EJW: Yea hyung, we are supposed to go straight, we have to just keep going straight like this!
[To turn or not to turn right]
[Just going straight!]
KimC: They went on!
MCM: They didn't get cheated!!
[MADNESS!]
[While the compact car team is in the midst of chaos]
[The open car team takes off leisurely]
LSGuen: Our bus followed us in too, our bus!

[Meanwhile at the convertible]
EJW: Where did the (compact car) go?
KHD: Hi, do you know how to get to YooSonGwan? Oh you don't know?
LSG: Oh there's a guy on the lorry!
EJW: Oh, we can try asking the guy?
KHD: HOW DO WE GET TO YOOSONGWAN? Teacher how do we get to YooSonGwan? YooSonGwan!
Guy: Ah, Haenam YooSonGwan! Oh, you just have to go straight ahead!
[Just go straight ahead up this road]
KHD: Straight ahead? For 10 minutes? Oh ok. Please drive safely!
Guy: 1 Night!
All: 2 Days!
LSG: Great, we are going to win, we're going to win! Hyung, we are going to win!

[Now victory is right by their eyes...]
LSG: Hyung, its snowing! We're talking the convertible and its starting to snow! HYUNG, WE'RE TAKING THE CONVERTIBLE AND ITS LIKE SNOWING!!
[The relentless wind causes it to keep flapping]
[Seung Gi's long hair]
EJW: Seung Gi yah, your reaction is really the best, really! I think its even better than HoDong hying, since he has no hair!
[The two guys all have short hair!]
KHD: Hey we can't even sit at the back if we wanted to!
EJW: Yea, precisely.
LSG: ARGHH!!
[A single shriek that contains his misery]
KHD: The front seats and back seats are like different worlds!
EJW: Seung Gi yah, wipe you nose please! Your nose is running!
[Its so cold that his nose is running!]
LSG: Hyung, I thought it was raining back here, but it was actually my nose running!

[Meanwhile, the compact car follows behind]
MCM: Wow, today's really the best, the best!
LSGuen: Wow, Seung Gi must be suffering in the back seat... Its snowing!
MCM: He'll get soaked all over with the snow falling. I'd rather have that than to fall into the lake for a moment.

Meanwhile, KHD laughs at LSG's reaction to the cold wind.

KHD: Hahahaha...
LSG: Oh, please change seats with me. Really!

LSGuen: Oh its hot! Oh! Its really hot!
[Here its madly hot]
LSGuen: Its a snowstorm!
[The snow gradually falls]
[... open car]
[And the convertible...]
KimC: What are the open guys going to do? Wow...

EJW: Seung Gi yah. Seung Gi yah. Are your ears ok? Seung Gi yah.. hahaha
[This is not a freeze frame]
EJW: Seung Gi yah! Suddenly the boy has nothing to say at this moment! Hahaha... Seung Gi yah. SEUNG GI YAH!!
LSG: WOAH!!
[Just going ahead is tough...]
[ZOOM!]
LSG: Hyung, when there's a car moving on the other side, I'm really going to freeze in the cold wind! There's a bus on the other side, BUS!!! WOAH!
KHD: Its thrice in a row this time, thrice on a row!
[Save me please...!!!]
EJW: Hahahaha... Oh, my stomach hurts!
LSG: When there's a car moving on the opposite side, the strength of the wind is doubled!

[Now, the compact car is moving towards the open car]
[The snow is getting pouring now!]
KHD: Haha, hey, look at Seung Gi, look at Seung Gi. He's wearing it on his head now.
[The best, strongest and most hardened, Seung Gi's ability to survive]
[I'm a genious, ain't I?]
LSG: This is actually warm?
[Even as he speaks like that]
KimC: Hahahaha! Its cold isn't it? Cold isn't it? Cold isn't it?

LSG: Oh, 'I'm Crazy' is playing!
[The song that came out just at the right time, Son Dam Bi's I'm crazy]
KHD: Do you like Son Dam Bi?
LSG: I like the song. The song.
[Hm... In that case..?]
[HoDong does a love letter!]
KHD: Son Dam Bi! Lee Seung Gi has something he wants to tell you! He likes your song a lot, and he loves you a lot, Son Dam Bi! Hold on a minute, I'll get Seung Gi on the line! Son Dam Bi!
EJW: Hello~ <3?
[Substituting Son Dam Bi, Eun Dam Bi!]
EJW: Is this Lee Seung Gi~ <3?
[And doing the dance!]
KHD: All together! I'm crazy!~ Really crazy~!
[They've totally lost their minds...!]
[Baby bear dance]
[Father bear too moves along]
[We're all mad~]

EHW is so cute here! He looks like a little bear all wrapped up in those layers. He can't even move his head a lot!

MCM: Seung Gi yah! Aren't you cold?!
[But there's a bigger problem that exists...]
KHD: Seung Gi yah, there's a problem.
LSG: Why?
KHD: We're going through a tunnel, tunnel!
LSG: OH MY GOD!
[They hold a big breath]
[He curls up his body]
[The convertible goes through the tunnel]
[Great, go quickly, go quick]
[Hyung, the compact car is beside us! The compact car!]
[Its a tense atmosphere]
[Here its dying and trying to live!]
LSG: I'M NEVER GOING TO TAKE A SPORTS CAR AGAIN!

Cutie pie tries to save himself. His brilliant idea is to try pulling up the covers while the convertible is moving. Oh goodness, he's Huh-Dang, no doubt about it.

[What's... he doing?]
KHD: He's trying to close the cover of the convertible now...!
LSG: Arghhhh!
[The heartbreaking sight in the convertible]
[The snow grows thicker]
EJW:Where are we?
KHD: I have no idea. Let's pull up at the petrol station and ask. The petrol station.
[They decide to go to the petrol station first]
[And ask for directions there!]
[Meanwhile in the compact car following behind]
KimC: Let's just go, just go!
[The compact car team decides to continue going straight, the open car heads to the petrol station]

KHD: Teacher! How do we get to YooSonGwan? Can we just keep going straight?
Guy: YooSonGwan? You make a right turn in front, just turn right in front!
[They have to make a right turn!]
[But the compact car went straight]
Guy: You will see a DaeHeungSa there and get get out there!
KHD: Is there a temple in there?
Guy: Yea.
[There's a temple in the midst of the mountains in YooSonGwan]
[But the compact car has gone into the city]

LSGuen's team decide to pull up and ask for directions, finally. They find out that they have gone down the wrong road, and hastily makes a turn back onto the right direction, feeling nervous about their chances of winning.

[Meanwhile, the convertible team is confident]
KHD: Oh, we've suffered so much today, we just can't go into the lake!
LSG: No matter what (we must win), no matter what!
[Seung Gi who has suffered much in the back seat]
[Must win...]
LSG: It feels like its hai hai hailing...! Wow, really I can't seem to do anything else but laugh (in the cold). Bring on the songs again!

2PM's 10 out of 10 comes on! Oh my god, that song brings back WONDERFUL memories of the Kpop night we had here a few months ago. I love the song! Meanwhile, Seung Gi goes a little nutty in his coldness.

[This... what's he doing?]
[I'm not cold at all... I'm really happy now...]

EJW and KHD start a conversation in the front seat, until EJW suddenly catches sight of a mad Seung Gi in the back seat.

EJW: Seung Gi's gone crazy!
[Seung Gi's entertaining himself alone]
LSG: 10 OUT OF 10!!
[And now]
[They slowly advance near YooSonGwan]
[Confident of winning, the three guys]
KHD: Haha, those guys went straight...
LSG: This is great, great!
EJW: Seung Gi yah!
LSG: EJW go, JW go!
KHD: Hey, the lake's freezing cold, the guys are gonna die!

Since they are in the lead, KHD asks EJW to go a little slower. KimC and guys on the car though, are worried since they see no one on the roads, and they get a sinking feeling that they're lagging behind. KimC tells LSGuen that he feels extremely uneasy, and they continue driving. Meanwhile, the convertible team has made some changes to their current positions.

[Meanwhile]
[Finally changed his seat, Seung Gi]
LSG: Is it in DaeHeungSa? Hyung, is it in DaeHeungSa?
[He's changed seats with Seung Gi but...]
KHD: Oh... there's a world of difference between the front and back seats!
LSG: Its cold isn't it? This is really no joke! Ah, its warm here. Here its really...! Over here... Is it like Philiphines?
EJW: Is it really that cold?
LSG: Its really no kidding matter, hyung.
[Here its the north pole BEAR]
[The harsh winds without any let up]
KHD: Oh, this is no joking matter! Wow...
LSG: Oh, I want to go to the washroom! Hyung, can I go to the washroom for a while?
KHD: NO! HOLD IT IN! Do it when we reach.
LSG: Ah, but I want to go to the washroom...!

I think KHD asks LSG to just do it on the way. As in on the roads. LOL. Su Guen's team are really worried by now, and KimC snaps at a driving SuGuen. The race continues between the two teams. At the open top convertible, a huge truck whizzes by, and annoys the heck out of KHD, as he experiences the cold first hand.

EJW: Hey, it hasn't even snowed once in Haenam has it?
KHD: Its the first time in 10 years, 10 year!
EJW: Look, the snow has covered the whole road! Its like a big lie (unreal)!
LSG: We are at the most southern part of the country now.
KHD: Victory is ours! The lake is for you guys!

On the smaller car, the guys are also talking about the miraculous snow for the first time in 10 years. Its funny when the car goes through a rough bump, seems the car is really not too stable, even with LSGuen behind the wheels. LSGuen also complains that its really hot in the car. They should really try the convertible for once. Anyway, LSG, KHD and EJW reach first as expected.

[Finally]
[Where YooSonGwan is]
[The convertible reaches the entrance of the DaeHeungSa]
LSG: Hi, is the YooSonGwan in here?
Guy: You're right it is.
[Its the right place!]

The guys are thrilled. But they have one more thing to verify.

KHD: Lee Su Guen and the other guys haven't arrived yet have they?
[How about the others?]
Guy: Yea, they haven't.
[They've not arrived yet!]

The guys let out a huge victory cry. I'm not surprised. After spending so much time in the madly cold convertible, they deserve to arrive first. Especially since they bothered to ask for directions instead of relying on instinct like the other team.

LSG: Then can we go in now?
Guy: Leave your cars here.
KHD: Huh?
Guy: Leave your cars here. You've come (so far) to this famous place, does it make sense for you to take a car up there?
KHD: So we have to leave our cars here? Ok. Let's go
[They have to get down and walk...]
[They quickly park their car]
[And make their way up YooSonGwan]

LSG: Wah, its snowing so heavily! Where's the washroom? I need to visit the washroom. Washroom..
[Continous pressing urge for the washroom, Seung Gi]
EJW: Why are you like this, we've have to walk up...
[But his hyungs stop and force him!]
KHD: Hurry hurry hurry! Let's go!
LSG: But I need the washroom..
KHD: Let's go (up and reach first) then you can pee!

LSG tries to ignore KHD and head for the washroom but is stopped by KHD.

KHD: No, No, no you can't! Seung Gi yah! You can't go!
EJW: Seung Gi yah, just go and come quick!
[Antsy]
KHD: Seung Gi yah, get there and go (to the washroom). Yah, the car is here, the car is here! Hurry, hurry!
EJW: OH! THEY'RE HERE!
[The compact car arrives just at the moment]
LSGuen: Oh!
KimC: Hey they're just up in front!

LSG starts searching for his 3 other hyungs who've just arrived.

LSG: Where? Where?

KimC realises that they've been discovered.

KimC: They've seen us, they've seen us!

LSG finally sees his hyungs and starts sprinting away, but in a dilemma, hahaha!

LSG: Oh, its them! Eh!~~ What's this!!~ Argh!! But I have to go to the washroom!
[They just start running away first...]
KimC: Oh, they're running, running! They're running!
[But the compact car team]
[Don't know that they have to walk up]
[They outrun and leave the convertible team behind!?]
KHD: Hey, you can't take the car!
LSG: You can't take the car!!
[Big trouble...]
LSG: I need to go to the loo!
[Because Seung Gi has to go to the washroom, big trouble...]
[But rules are rules]
Walkie talkie: Please drive the car back!
LSGuen: Hey they left their car and started running.
KimC: Ok, we'll go back with the car!
[The compact car team has to make their way back to the entrance...!]
[They park their car]
[And start walking up from the entrance!]
[Its a beautiful white world....]
[But Seung Gi looks yellow beside it]

KHD: Hey you can just pee at the roadside. I'll cover for you.
LSG: Ah.. how can I...
KHD: Just get the cameras not to film this...!
LSG: Hey really hyung!
[... words that are ridiculous!]
EJW: Hyung, come quickly! There's big trouble! This isn't a road made for walking! There's another 15km to go.
[There's another 15 km to walk up ahead!]
LSG: 15 km? IS THIS A PRANK BEING PLAYED ON ME? Hyung!!
EJW: There's another 15km to go, its like a joke on us!
[They ask a car that's passing by]
LSG: Hi, how much longer do we have to go to get to YooSonGwan?
Woman: Around 10 minutes.
LSG: Is there a washroom along the way? There is? There is? Thanks!
[He confirms that there's a washroom]
[Zoom~]
[Sprinting to YooSonGwan the washroom, Seung Gi]
KHD: Seung Gi yah! How can you do this! There are so many people here!
[His younger brothers are running to the washroom, and drifting further from him]
EJW: Hyung, come quick! We'll die if we have to go into the river!
LSG: Hyung, we don't know how far behind is the other team!

i'm going to edit this post later......

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